Hoppy Halloween!

I hope everybunny out there is doing lots of tricks and getting treats! I have been working very hard on my tricks this morning so I better be getting some yummy treats later! First trick of the day: momma was eating a bowl of cereal and watching tv, she put the bowl down on the coffee table and it was on top of an envelope, well I wanted that yummy envelope and grabbed the corner and yanked and I got it! But mom's bowl of cereal fell and she was pretty upset and so I ran off with my mail under the couch...momma took it back though! So my second trick! This also has to do with my costume, but mom just doesn't get it. So I was going to the kitchen with my momma because I follow her everywhere. She was getting paper towels to clean up the mess and ripped off a sheet and before she could go to clean it I yanked it out of her hand and ran off with it! While I was running it flipped and went over my head and covered my body and voila! A ghost costume!!! Mom wasn't impressed and I couldn't see where I was going so I had to stop running and when I did she took it back! No fun, she needs to get in the holiday spirit!!! Well I thought I'd share my tricks with you all so you can get ideas! I'm off to think up new plans! Have a fun and safe Halloween! Boo!

Bunnies aren't manly???!!!!

Daddy was at the grocery store yesterday buying Nilla and I some cilantro and kale and the guy at the register asked him if he had a lizard. Daddy said no he has rabbits and the guy laughed!!! I asked daddy why he laughed and he said it's because rabbits aren't manly!!! That is so not true! I may not be a manly but I know other rabbits who are manlys like Hans and Yohji, or Alvin or Carlton or Gregory...and so many others!! They has lots of manlys!!!! Silly cash register guy. Daddy says he wasn't embarrassed because he would never be ashamed of us girlies. I love my daddy!

I gots new toys!

Well get this! Momma and daddy got so annoyed at me for ripping up and chewing things that I wasn't allowed to that they went out and bought me new toys! Listen up every bunny, you get toys for being naughty! There's no catch either, I got my toys and momma and daddy thought I was so cute playing with them I got lots of "awww's" and nose rubs! Nilla got a bunch of toys too. Momma picked out a little stuffed pumpkin toy for her and she picks it up by the stem part and runs around the room with it in her mouth and stands on her hind legs and bats at it with her front feet when it's hanging from her mouth. She really is a rather strange rabbit, but everyone thought it was so cute.

I get to go to grandma's in a couple weeks because daddy is going hunting with his daddy for a week straight. BAD DADDY! But momma doesn't want to be all alone so she's staying at grammy's for the week and Nilla and I are coming with her! I love grammy's house, she's got two dogs that I can boss around and LOTS of room to run around in. And she has....STAIRS! I finally mastered them last time I was there and now I get to pick up where I lefted off! Well because I'm feeling generous I will grace you with a beautiful picture of my face!

Everyone's got sad faces on

My momma got some bad news today. My aunt called and told mom that her son Memphis has cancer again. He is only 4 years old and has gotten cancer again each year for the past three years. That's 3 times now. Poor Memphis I always liked him, he was gentle with me and would never chase me around. Momma says it is in his lungs and there's something about it that makes it very rare for people his age. He at first had a 50% chance of survival with the stem cell transplant they were going to give him, now it's down to 30% because of some test results. Momma couldn't take in all the details, there were too much...plus Aunt Chauntell was crying so it was hard to understand everything. I just wanted to ask everybunny to please put their paws together and say a little prayer for Memphis.
Here is a picture of Memph from his baptism last year. He's got no furs on his head because of chemotherapy :(
Here's another picture of him playing at the hospital

Daddy's OLD!

Daddy is old man now! He turns 24 this Thursday (Oct.2) and momma keeps picking on him. He says "No! I'm not old!" but she teases him. I agree with momma though, 24 is ancient! It's wayyyyss older than me! I only 1 and a half! Me and Nilla and the gerbils: flip, chip and skip all got together and mades a card for daddy! I wroted "Hoppy birthday dad! I gots special presents for you! I puts them in my litter tray for safe keepings!" and it's true! I've been collecting just for daddy! Nilla wroted "Happy b-day daddy! I hopes you gets lots of nummy carrots! I hopes I gets nummy carrots too!" and thats probably true too because the fluff ball doesn't stop eatings! The gerbils wroted "Happy b-day! We gives you....uhmm...2 sunflower seeds, but that's it! We needs them, we's growing boys!". We are all so generous to our daddy! Mommy is giving daddy a movie called 10,000 BC! Momma and daddy went to see that in the theater and daddy loved it! Momma also gotted daddy Iron Man but she is giving that to him today because she wants to watch it tonight! Two foots are soo inpatient. Well I gots to go finish my collections for daddy's b-day!

These foots were made for stomping!

I have been stomping my foots so much lately, but for good reason! Daddy got a new ringtone for his phone and it's too loud for me so whenever someone calls I run around stomping my foots! Also momma did a big clean this weekend and the big sucky monster came out and everything! So naturally I stomped my foots!!! But other than that not too much has gone on. Momma went into Nilla's room the other day to pet her and I was sneaky and wiggled my way in. Nilla and I got along for a little bit and we explored together, but then she tried to sit on my back (how rude!) and I got angry and then we fought! Oh, also, mommy said she rode a motorcycle for the first time yesterday! Her friend broughted her on his motorcycle and they went all over the place. She said it was very fun, but a little scary at first until she got used to it! She said she was really scared though when her friend thought it would be funny to go 105 mph! I don't know what that means but it sounds dangerous!!!! Thankfully my momma made it back safe and sound to give me treats and cuddles!!!

I was missing my mommy and daddy this weekend! They stayed out all day Saturday and daddy only came home once for a few minutes to check on me and Nilla and feed us and give us water, and then they was gone all night! They came home Sunday and I missed them so much I forgot I was angry and I did binkies for a long time! I gave momma nose cuddles, kind of like this...this is an old picture, but since mommy broked the camera here is an old example!
Mommy and daddy paid lots of attentions to me and Nilla and momma cleaned out our litter for us and gaved us treats and then mommy and daddy sat down to watch a movie. I wasn't done getting attentions so I sat infront of the T.V. staring at them and when I realized they weren't looking at me I sat up on my hind legs and stretched as high as I could so they would look at me and they still didnt! So then I stomped my foots and ran under the couch and stomped my foots 2 more times! Finally momma went down on the ground to give me more snuggles and then went and gaved Nilla more snuggles too. Later on I jumped up on daddy's lap and falled asleep from all the pets he was giving me. I hated that they lefted me but I liked all the love I got when they came back!