Friday, October 31, 2008

Hoppy Halloween!

I hope everybunny out there is doing lots of tricks and getting treats! I have been working very hard on my tricks this morning so I better be getting some yummy treats later! First trick of the day: momma was eating a bowl of cereal and watching tv, she put the bowl down on the coffee table and it was on top of an envelope, well I wanted that yummy envelope and grabbed the corner and yanked and I got it! But mom's bowl of cereal fell and she was pretty upset and so I ran off with my mail under the couch...momma took it back though! So my second trick! This also has to do with my costume, but mom just doesn't get it. So I was going to the kitchen with my momma because I follow her everywhere. She was getting paper towels to clean up the mess and ripped off a sheet and before she could go to clean it I yanked it out of her hand and ran off with it! While I was running it flipped and went over my head and covered my body and voila! A ghost costume!!! Mom wasn't impressed and I couldn't see where I was going so I had to stop running and when I did she took it back! No fun, she needs to get in the holiday spirit!!! Well I thought I'd share my tricks with you all so you can get ideas! I'm off to think up new plans! Have a fun and safe Halloween! Boo!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Bunnies aren't manly???!!!!

Daddy was at the grocery store yesterday buying Nilla and I some cilantro and kale and the guy at the register asked him if he had a lizard. Daddy said no he has rabbits and the guy laughed!!! I asked daddy why he laughed and he said it's because rabbits aren't manly!!! That is so not true! I may not be a manly but I know other rabbits who are manlys like Hans and Yohji, or Alvin or Carlton or Gregory...and so many others!! They has lots of manlys!!!! Silly cash register guy. Daddy says he wasn't embarrassed because he would never be ashamed of us girlies. I love my daddy!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

I gots new toys!

Well get this! Momma and daddy got so annoyed at me for ripping up and chewing things that I wasn't allowed to that they went out and bought me new toys! Listen up every bunny, you get toys for being naughty! There's no catch either, I got my toys and momma and daddy thought I was so cute playing with them I got lots of "awww's" and nose rubs! Nilla got a bunch of toys too. Momma picked out a little stuffed pumpkin toy for her and she picks it up by the stem part and runs around the room with it in her mouth and stands on her hind legs and bats at it with her front feet when it's hanging from her mouth. She really is a rather strange rabbit, but everyone thought it was so cute.

I get to go to grandma's in a couple weeks because daddy is going hunting with his daddy for a week straight. BAD DADDY! But momma doesn't want to be all alone so she's staying at grammy's for the week and Nilla and I are coming with her! I love grammy's house, she's got two dogs that I can boss around and LOTS of room to run around in. And she has....STAIRS! I finally mastered them last time I was there and now I get to pick up where I lefted off! Well because I'm feeling generous I will grace you with a beautiful picture of my face!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Everyone's got sad faces on

My momma got some bad news today. My aunt called and told mom that her son Memphis has cancer again. He is only 4 years old and has gotten cancer again each year for the past three years. That's 3 times now. Poor Memphis I always liked him, he was gentle with me and would never chase me around. Momma says it is in his lungs and there's something about it that makes it very rare for people his age. He at first had a 50% chance of survival with the stem cell transplant they were going to give him, now it's down to 30% because of some test results. Momma couldn't take in all the details, there were too Aunt Chauntell was crying so it was hard to understand everything. I just wanted to ask everybunny to please put their paws together and say a little prayer for Memphis.
Here is a picture of Memph from his baptism last year. He's got no furs on his head because of chemotherapy :(
Here's another picture of him playing at the hospital

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Daddy's OLD!

Daddy is old man now! He turns 24 this Thursday (Oct.2) and momma keeps picking on him. He says "No! I'm not old!" but she teases him. I agree with momma though, 24 is ancient! It's wayyyyss older than me! I only 1 and a half! Me and Nilla and the gerbils: flip, chip and skip all got together and mades a card for daddy! I wroted "Hoppy birthday dad! I gots special presents for you! I puts them in my litter tray for safe keepings!" and it's true! I've been collecting just for daddy! Nilla wroted "Happy b-day daddy! I hopes you gets lots of nummy carrots! I hopes I gets nummy carrots too!" and thats probably true too because the fluff ball doesn't stop eatings! The gerbils wroted "Happy b-day! We gives you....uhmm...2 sunflower seeds, but that's it! We needs them, we's growing boys!". We are all so generous to our daddy! Mommy is giving daddy a movie called 10,000 BC! Momma and daddy went to see that in the theater and daddy loved it! Momma also gotted daddy Iron Man but she is giving that to him today because she wants to watch it tonight! Two foots are soo inpatient. Well I gots to go finish my collections for daddy's b-day!

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

These foots were made for stomping!

I have been stomping my foots so much lately, but for good reason! Daddy got a new ringtone for his phone and it's too loud for me so whenever someone calls I run around stomping my foots! Also momma did a big clean this weekend and the big sucky monster came out and everything! So naturally I stomped my foots!!! But other than that not too much has gone on. Momma went into Nilla's room the other day to pet her and I was sneaky and wiggled my way in. Nilla and I got along for a little bit and we explored together, but then she tried to sit on my back (how rude!) and I got angry and then we fought! Oh, also, mommy said she rode a motorcycle for the first time yesterday! Her friend broughted her on his motorcycle and they went all over the place. She said it was very fun, but a little scary at first until she got used to it! She said she was really scared though when her friend thought it would be funny to go 105 mph! I don't know what that means but it sounds dangerous!!!! Thankfully my momma made it back safe and sound to give me treats and cuddles!!!

Monday, September 8, 2008

I was missing my mommy and daddy this weekend! They stayed out all day Saturday and daddy only came home once for a few minutes to check on me and Nilla and feed us and give us water, and then they was gone all night! They came home Sunday and I missed them so much I forgot I was angry and I did binkies for a long time! I gave momma nose cuddles, kind of like this...this is an old picture, but since mommy broked the camera here is an old example!
Mommy and daddy paid lots of attentions to me and Nilla and momma cleaned out our litter for us and gaved us treats and then mommy and daddy sat down to watch a movie. I wasn't done getting attentions so I sat infront of the T.V. staring at them and when I realized they weren't looking at me I sat up on my hind legs and stretched as high as I could so they would look at me and they still didnt! So then I stomped my foots and ran under the couch and stomped my foots 2 more times! Finally momma went down on the ground to give me more snuggles and then went and gaved Nilla more snuggles too. Later on I jumped up on daddy's lap and falled asleep from all the pets he was giving me. I hated that they lefted me but I liked all the love I got when they came back!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Me, a good girl? I sure am!

I was a good girl today! Mommy and daddy was so proud! I had to get my nails clipped and I really do hate it, but this time I sat still and momma didn't have to wrap me in a towel or anything. I even handed my other paw to her when she set my first one down! Mommy said she has never seen anything like that before. Daddy says it was likely an accident and I was just probably moving my foot and it landed in her hand as she was reaching for it, but he's wrong. I am just a good little girl. He was impressed how still I was though and I got TWO treats for that! Nilla wasn't a good girl, she fought momma every step of the way, but she still got all her nails clipped. She ignored mommy for a long time afterwards and flicked her feet at her. The best part about getting my nails clipped, besides the treat of course, is watching Nilla get hers done...hehehe misery loves company!

By the way, my mommy and daddy are going to have more pictures of me on here later! Momma broke the camera and daddy is going out to buy a new one. But he takes forever picking things out and has to shop around for the best deal so it might be a bit before you see my pretty new pedicure, it might even be so that you see my NEXT pretty new pedicure by the time I get my picture taken again!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Mommy starts school!?

Mommy is going to school today. I thought she was done with school a while ago, but she said today is her first day and she is going for an English major. She is nervous and excited and she had her outfit for the first day all picked out and set aside. I thought it was a pretty nice outfit, but it just needed I chewed a few holes in it and now it looks much better! Mommy didn't like my design, but what does she know? She had to wear a whole different outfit and she kept it too high up for me to redecorate. Mean mommy I was just trying to make her look prettier than everyone else. Daddy saw my strategically placed holes and laughed and said he thinks that will be his favorite outfit on mommy. See, daddy and I both think she would look nice, stupid mommy. Well I must be off to see if I can get a few nibbles in before she leaves because really she looks ridiculous! Wish me luck, and wish my mommy luck at school!!!

Friday, August 29, 2008

So my mommy did something today that I don't like at all! She took out the big sucky monster, and sucked up all my poos! She went around the whole house with it and sucked up everything! All my hairs that I was saving to make her a sweater, and all my hay that I put to the side to eat later! I hate that stupid thing, I had to hide under the couch until the stupid sucky monster decided it wanted to suck up things under there too! No place is safe!!!! I like to chew on it when it isn't sucking so maybe it will never come out again but mommy always yells at me. She loves the monster more than me!!!

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

mommy was sick :(

Mommy went to a concert last night with daddy and their friends Rachel and Bill. Mommy gets headaches very easily so with all the loud music and cigarette smoke and everything else, she got a terrible headache. The drive home for her was awful because they were stuck in traffic and daddy had to keep breaking and accelerating and it made her stomach turn, so when she got home she "lost her lunch". I felt so bad for her I gave her bunny kisses and snuggles. To think I was very angry that they were leaving me all afternoon, now I just feel bad for momma. I did kind of rip up the carpet in my loneliness, but they forgave me...or maybe they haven't noticed yet in all the excitement! Hehe! I was very lonely last night though. I hate being left by myself all night. When daddy first walked in the door I was so happy they were home I did binkies and raced around his feet and all around the room! But now I have to go so I can sit on the carpet and hope that mommy and daddy don't see it. Wish me luck!!!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Well I think I need to make a confession! I know I pick on Nilla a lot but actually I kind of like her! Yesterday I proved that by spending a lot of time near the separator. We both laid next to each other and were giving each other bunny kisses. I guess she's not so bad...I just get jealous when mommy is giving her attention.And I get angry when she attacks me! So guess what everybunny!!! Mommy and daddy went grocery shopping last night and picked me up some new and different yummy greens! They gotted me and Nilla some bok choy and some Endive! We've never tried those before! Mommy and Daddy were being big worry butts though and said we could only get one of them yesterday so our tummys can adjust. Silly mommy and daddy they should know I have an iron stomach! Or at least I think I do!!! So I was so happy over having new yummies to eat that I was being extra silly and running around a lot more! I decided to try running really fast under the couch but momma laughed at me because it's so low the the ground that when I ran under it my butt kept hitting the bottom of the couch, so they kept feeling vibrations! I don't know why they are laughing, they should be happy! Now they don't have to spend extra on a vibrating recliner like grandma has!!!

My Daddy's friend Bill came over last night and I like him! He gives me lots of attentions and always watches me when I put on a show for everybody! He especially likes my binkys, he says I should be a gymnast and go to the Olympics. I don't know what that is but it sounds important so I think I should be at the Olympics too! Then the world can see me binky! Bill also is very nice to Nilla so I think she likes him too (but I know he likes me more!!!). Daddy was very tired when Bill went home because he said he worked very hard today and got out of work late so he was being a grumpy pants and went to bed. Mommy stayed up extra late (until after 1:00 am!) to spend some more time with me and Nilla. I love getting extra mommy time but I still think she should be spending it all with me!!! Well that was all for my day yesterday!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Well I had an activity filled day yesterday! First mommy and daddy had a weird dinner! They do this every once in a while! They eat big red BUGS! Mommy says they are called lobsters but I think they are gross! sometimes they just eat bug legs, and mommy calls those crab legs. She is just putting a nice name on something disgusting! The worst part mommy and daddy are murderers! They cooked those bugs alive!!! Even disgusting buggies don't deserve that! After they ate they said to me they are going out for a little bit and to be a good bunny and maybe I will get a surprise if I am. Well let me tell it was very hard to be a good bunny for so long but it payed off! Look what I gotted!!

Okay well actually they gave me a bunch of toys and this is just the bag that the wine came in, but this was WAY more fun! Mommy said I'm a silly bunny because they spent about 40 dollars on toys and I wanted to play with the bag, but she's the silly one because she doesn't play with paper bags! They gotted Nilla some toys too but I don't care about that. Except...they gotted her a really cool stuffed animal banana thingy! She picks it up by the peels and runs around like a stupid fluff ball, but I kind of want it now! I tried grabbing it when she set it down near the edge of the seperator but I couldn't pull it through! I yanked and yanked and then Nilla saw me and ran over and grabbed it back! Stupid fuzzy butt doesn't she know how to share!? Then to put a nice end on a good day mommy and daddy sat down to watch a movie and I hopped up and sat on mommy's lap and she petted me and she didn't have to yell at me because I didn't nip her at all! Then I wen't and layed next to daddy when he went to bed and he layed there petting and snuggling me until he fell asleep, then I went and pulled on the carpet until daddy woke back up to yell at me! Funny how he can't wake up to pet me more but he can wake up to yell at me! Oh well. I'm going to play with whats left of my bag!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Oh I almost forgotted!

I put a video of me on the side but I have warn to anybody with little bunny ears near by that my daddy's younger brother who came over to visit was with us when we made it and he says a swear word at the beginning! Mommy say's it's the S word...whatever that means! But anyways listen to my mommy's stupid giggly voice! She's so weird! Hey and check out the walls! This was taped before my stupid daddy covered up my creations! Oh and yes, that's stupid fur ball Nilla at the end...booo! This is in the room where Nilla's room is! So of course she had to steal the limelight at the end. Dumb bunny!
Hiii! My name is Dash... my momma calls me Dashy, or Dasherella, but really those are stupid so it's just Dash. Speaking of stupid, I've gots the stupidest sister that ever was! She is a stupid white fluffball and her name is Nilla, and well I just can't stand her! She is such a scaredy cat, momma has to sit with her for like 5 minutes every day just so Nilla can get used to her AGAIN! EVERYTIME! Then when stupid fuzzy butt gets unscared momma will sit there and give her lots of attentions! Those nose rubs should be mine!!!! Why does she even bother going through the same routine every day? The stupid scardey pants will just be scared again the next day like she always is! I always try to get mommy's attentions when she is petting Nilla by running back and forth and flopping right infront of the door and looking all cute, but she just laughs. Momma says Nilla needs extra special attentions so I decided to groom her through the wire that seperates us but the scaredy bun just jumps up and away from me! I go out of my way to be nice and she just runs! Mommy says I'm grooming too harsh and that I'm pulling her fur! Well I'm doing her a favor I think because her fur looks stupid it's soo long and fluffy, it should be sleek and silky like mine, that's whats in style...didn't Nilla get the memo???!!!! Anyways I guess she isn't all that bad, I'm just jealous right now because momma just got back from petting her. Nilla does sometimes give me nose kisses when I shove my nose through the seperator thingy at her. But she always trys to start a fight with me when we are in the same room! Daddy has got it right, he doesn't really like Nilla because she attacked him! Daddy is on my side! Momma says that he has no patience but who wants to be patient and nice when you are getting scratched at?!?! Momma needs to join the dark side! This is a picture of Nilla!

Although daddy is kind of being a cranky butt lately. He really shouldn't be because I'm helping out around the house but he says I'm being naughty! I'm just redecorating! Mommy says she wants him to paint the walls a different color and Daddy says that he likes it the way it is, so I helped mommy out by peeling the paint off the walls! Now it's a nice shade of brown all along the bottom! Mommy laughs and says now Daddy has to do something about the walls but Daddy decided to put hard wood on the lower half of the wall, and then he sprayed it with this smelly spray that makes me not want to even sniff it, and really not want to bite it! He ruins all my fun! Mommy says it looks nice like that and daddy says that will teach me, but I am teaching him! Now I'm pulling up the carpet! I really think we need softer carpets so I'm just helping him along like I did with the walls!

Another thing my mommy and daddy are being stupid heads about is complaining when I nip them! I'm not biting hard! I don't draw blood! But they say it feels like being pinched and they don't like it! Well if they hate it so much maybe they should be petting me all the time! That's why I'm nipping! I will hop up on the couch and sit on mommy's lap and she will pet me but then she says her arms get "tired" and she stops, so I move my head to her inner elbow and take a little nip there and then she jumps and says "No Dashy!" but I just keep doing it! Last night daddy had his foot hanging over the side of the bed so I nipped the top of it because he wasn't petting me! He got mad but I don't know why, I should be the mad one, I'm getting neglected!
Mommy says I'm the snuggliest cuddeliest bunny ever because I like to flop right next to her on the bed and give her cuddles or sit on her lap and give her cuddles and I let her pick me up and she always nuzzles her nose in my fur and gives me kisses all over and I give her kisses all over back, but she can still complain about the nipping! Sheesh!

Well I'm off for now... so much carpet to rip up and so little time! Maybe I will stop by Nilla's room and pull some more of her fur out so she can look more like me! Yes she has her own BIG room with a BIG play thing daddy built her and he built her that room she is in! Can you believe it! He doesn't even like her! Where is my big play thing?!